OMG! THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A TALKING ANIMAL!…
Nope. The voice was my voice and I can assure you that I am not crazy.
I just have this nutty habit of giving a voice to objects that could not otherwise speak…if I did not do it for them. I mostly do this for animals. I do not speak for the refrigerator.
When I was a little girl, every one of my dolls or stuffed animals had a separate personality and a different voice.
My mom started this crazy thing after I had been sick for a couple of weeks (for the fourth or fifth time that winter) and the whole staying in bed thing was getting really old…for her as well as me.
She was always trying to find different ways to make me feel better…and this definitely qualified.
One gloomy, winter day she came into my bedroom and sat on the edge of my bed. She pulled one of my brother’s white socks out of her apron pocket and put it over her hand.
And then…she made it talk to me. It was a puppet with no eyes, no mouth, no ears no hair. Just a white sock. Over her hand. And…I loved it.
The sock’s name was “Tudy” as in “Judy” and she lived next door to us. She was constantly getting into trouble and hardly ever went to school…which is why she was always there when I was sick.
Both me and my mom would talk to her and Tudy talked back to us. She was a polite little girl but in trouble a lot… for one reason or another…and because of that she always had quite a tale to tell.
That was the start of me talking for inanimate objects…mostly animals.
It drives Abby nuts. So of course I do it whenever and wherever I can. Hannah could care less…as you might expect from the care-free Hannah.
So…here I am…the day before Valentine’s Day…”talking to” and “answering back for” some kind of animal in a carrier at the Minneapolis Animal Humane Society.
But doing so…very, very softly.
I looked around to see if anyone was watching and then I bent down to the carrier.
“Where is your owner?” I whispered to the carrier. I figured a soft, pleasant voice would make it feel better so I tried to speak softly and pleasantly. I am such a nice, normal person…not crazy at all.