Well…that was not…the…but perhaps
THE dumbest idea I have ever had!
133.2!!!!!!!!!!
…and trust me…I have had some righteously, colossal dumb ideas.
What the holy hell was I thinking? Who can eat only one-half of a Hershey’s candy bar? Who?
Was I completely out of my mind? YES! YES I WAS...!!! I WAS 100% out of my mind.
To think that I could do that and then…wait for it…and then…when I was able to actually secure one box of my beloved popsicles…but have only ONE…because I AM A POPSICLE ADDICT and wanted to make that box of 36 last forever…
…decide to also have one half of a Hershey’s candy bar as well…because…because…I have no sound answer to that question. Next question?
“Did you also have a piece of hot apple pie that you had baked solely for the enjoyment of your husband?
…I’m not going to answer that question either.
Have a nice day…