Could someone please tell me…*
How I can spend over an hour of my precious time writing, editing, writing, changing, writing…….and more…..to get one perfect sentence…
And then have absolutely NO willpower when it comes to blithely (as in having not a care in the world) getting up and walking four steps to the cookie jar and grabbing two (NOT ONE…but TWO) chocolate chip cookies and then eating them in like less than 3 minutes?
*Don’t really tell me…I don’t want to know…ignorance can be bliss. The cookies were homemade…by me:)
Have a nice day…
Our new home was an older two-story, with a screened-in front porch, a screened-in back porch, a couple of bedrooms upstairs…a nice back yard…a scattering of trees and a single car garage.
I drive by it occasionally…the screened-in front porch is still there…the now magnificent Bur Oak tree in the front yard is still there…and I’m sure the bullet…by now deeply embedded in its formidable trunk…is still there as well…
Because my father worked nights delivering oil for Midwestern Oil and Gas Company, he decided it would be a really great idea for Gee to have a gun…so she could protect herself when he wasn’t there.
Clive wasn’t exactly sure what Gee needed protection from…but still…a gun sounded like a great idea. My father…as I was to later learn…quite often had a lot of really “great” ideas…and this particular idea was prompted by the unexpected opportunity to purchase above mentioned weapon…very, very cheap.
One afternoon while Clive was perched on his favorite stool at “Jimmy’s Dew Drop Inn” some rummy wino lurched in the front door waving a silver, six-shooter gun…visualize a ‘cowboy’ gun…yelling “Ten Bucks!! Ten Bucks!!”
Of course, everyone in “Jimmy’s” ducked because they thought the guy was there to rob the place…even though as they collectively reflected later…they all thought it was odd that he was demanding such a weirdly low amount.
Clive, however, did not duck but instead turned on his stool and said, “I’ll give you $5.00 for it, Scotty. Does it have bullets?”
My father…as I was to also later learn…seemed to know an awful lot of people…