SUPER BOWL, BABY…
HOWEVER…MORE IMPORTANTLY…
I have weighed #139 for 6 days in a row!!!!!!!
AND…here’s how I accomplished this milestone of leaving #140 behind…
To be honest…I’m not sure.
EXCEPT…I have been putting “less” food on my plate. Not a lot less…just a little less. I kid you not!!!
Seriously. That’s it! No denial of chocolate bars. No reduction of barbecue potato chips (my latest addiction). No marathon running…BOOM!!!!The sound you just heard was me falling off my chair laughing hysterically….hey, I can barely spell marathon…
So…just like the title of this blog…”I (basically) just ate less…” I guess it pays to listen to myself…once in a while.
AND NOW I BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP…
Because…the Super Bow is in 3 days and I LOVE Patrick Mahomes and I LOVE Andy Reid and…don’t even get me started on Travis Kelce… I LOVE…oh it doesn’t matter. I fucking love the whole team and I want them to win so badly…
(I also want to trade our quarterback Kirk Cousins to Houston so we can get Deshaun Watson and then Houston can trade Kirk Cousins to New England for Cam Newton…Cam would love Houston… )
Hey…this is my world…however nuts it may seem to you…PLUS I NOW WEIGH #139!!
HOWEVER…we all know what happened the last time I ate my way thru a crucial football game…I gained like 2 pounds!!! NOT this time…no way…
…however…don’t bet the house on me…
Have a nice day…