Gaining one pound a year doesn’t sound like a big deal until 25 years go by…my amusing and precarious journey of weight loss.

“WHAT????”

This is one of the worst days of the year for me…

This is when “someone” takes one hour out of my life and I have no idea where they are keeping it…in case I need it.  And I am pretty damn sure I will need it in the next few weeks…just saying…just a simple shout out…

I will be totally wrecked for the next 4 or 5 days…tired, hazy, unfocused…whatever.  Family and close friends may say…”Well…is that any different for you?”

And…I would answer…”Do I even know you?”  

As the week meanders on…please do not ask me what time it is…

 By mid-week…I will be wondering what the hell day it is..

Have a nice…one…

“Speaking of obituaries…”

…referencing A PREVIOUS POST…

So I was just sitting on the sofa…being all polite to my husband who was going through movies on Netflix to see if anything caught his eye…

Since I was near, he was sharing his thoughts…hence my politeness.

BYW...the “NUDITY” warning always caught his eye…ALWAYS…

My mind wandered…

I began thinking about my obituary picture…because sitting on my dresser is a really great one where I am sitting on the steps of our deck with my aviator sunglasses on, a cigarette dangling from one hand and I’m all tan since I have been working in the garden for many hours and am happily contemplating ordering Dominos’  sausage, onion and tomato pizza for dinner.  I look very happy and peaceful.  I also look pretty fucking  young…since I was…

Then…I  sadly realized that no one (I know) has THAT kind of money for a picture THAT big .

Plus…it would have to be in color to capture my sweat-enhanced, glowing tan… and so then…slightly discouraged… I thought…I wonder what the first line in my obit  should  be…

“Tina was a really nice person…who was liked by everyone who met her…even though she swore an awful lot.”

THAT should grab their attention…right?

And…NO…I am not thinking about obituaries because I haven’t lost any weight since last week…

Have a nice day…

 

first things first…

OKAY.  FINE.  I had to abandon my new and much loved “truck-driver-type” breakfast and go back to the half banana and coffee bit.  Sigh…

BUT…as I was slowly eating my half banana…I began day-dreaming about all the things I planned to do when I could…when Covid would no longer haunt me.

THEN…I let my mind wander back into my past…remembering so many of the things I had actually done…some of which I probably shouldn’t have…heh…heh…heh…nothing illegal you know…just things… 🙂

AND…not to my my surprise at all, since I am so totally in touch with who I was then and with who I am now…well…once in a while…

I realized…that without a doubt…unequivocally…I was absolutely joyful about everything I had done…most of which of course I can’t share with anyone I happen to now know or be related to…well, obviously.  But…point is…no regrets.  None.

So there was that…

SECONDLY…           I am back to weighing 140#…

LASTLY…                 I looked at my blog from March 17, 2020 and I weighed…130.1#… 😦

I hate you Covid.  

Have a nice day…

 

#142… 😦

Well…I guess I can rack up another failed experiment.*

How is it possible to gain 2 fucking pounds in 4 days and yet impossible to lose 2 fucking  pounds in 4 months….OMG!!!! 

*Science was never my best subject.

Today I will walk…it’s going to be 40 degrees!!!!!!!!   SPRING 🙂

Have a nice day…