“WOO HOO!!!!”
140.06 pounds…two days in a row!!!
I wanted to tell everyone this fantastic news yesterday…but then I thought…some really deep thoughts…
“What if this is just some quirk in the universe? A miss-alignment of the planets? A black hole…whatever…?”
I personally blame the ‘black hole phenomenon’ for everything…good and bad…because…well…why not?”
So yesterday I decided to just stop eating…just to make sure the weight would stay off…
HAH!! Just kidding. I actually ate normally…and may I suggest the “thin” little chocolate cookies with the white stuff in the middle”? Okay I will. Just one. Dipped into coffee…so it doesn’t break a crown? So yummy!
However…back to the beginning…two nights ago I was SO DAMN TIRED!
Even though I have gotten just a “slightly bit older” (I have such a way with words, don’t I?) I don’t always know when to stop doing things and just take a little nap…
So…two nights ago I got into bed and because I was so EXHAUSTED, I skipped the small bowl of potato chips I now have (instead of the wheat crackers I used to have).
Will you quit yelling at me and let me finish?
Chips can be very good for you…mentally…and…and emotionally! I’m pretty sure about that…
And…WAIT!!!! I almost forgot!! This little bedtime snack actually stopped my acid reflux!!!
SO…ANYWAY…I read one page and my eyes started to close. My head started to droop.
And before I could even put one chip into my mouth, I shut off the light and went to sleep.
Weight in the morning was 140.6!
I danced around for about 10 seconds… make that 3… (you read the ‘slightly bit older’ part didn’t you?) and then wondered why my weight has gone down.
Being the unrecognized genius that I am…I then remembered that…
I had skipped the chips!
So…last night I did the same thing and this morning I ran…I am so funny…I dragged myself slowly to the kitchen, eyes still almost shut and weighed myself…
140.06 pounds!!!!!!
Don’t you just love science?
Have a nice day…