Happy Birthday to me…

 

Interesting little observation of mine this morning.

I turned 76 today…thank you, thank you.  Good wishes received and appreciated.

HOWEVER,  as I flipped to the Isaak Asimov’s Super  Quiz in the morning newspaper…my eyes flicked over to the obituary page where I saw a photo of this lovely looking woman…who was unfortunately now dead.

She was 72.  My cup of coffee paused on its way to my mouth.

Then I glanced around…just very casually…nothing too deep here…and I discovered that  there were about 3 or 4 other people…now dead…who were at least 4 or 5 years younger than me.

Jesus H. Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

Have a nice day…

P.S.  I wonder what the “H” stands for in this time honored swear phrase.  Henry?  Horace? Holy?  See?  This is what happens when you age and approach death.

“At first I was sad…”

………..but then I smiled…

 

img_20191119_2145397764891407947712122740.jpg…it’s who I am…

Have a nice day…

“I see you…”

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“I’m not blind, you know.”

“Don’t think for one moment that I don’t see you…sitting there…all propped up and cute-like in your little silver and brown wrapper…tempting me…enticing me…

“You may not be aware…but there is a little dust on you…just a little…but it’s there.

“And I know what you’re thinking…’Just reach over and rip off my wrapper…break off one little piece of me at a time, let it melt ever so slowly on your tongue…'”

“NO!!!!!!!!” SAY I…

“I am not weak!!!!!  I am strong!!!!!    I am kind of strong…I am kind of a little strong…”

And I get up, turn out the desk light…turn the desk light back on… because the room was completely dark and I couldn’t see shit…walk over to another lamp and turn that one on and  then return to turn off the desk light again even though it was highlighting all your goodness and glory and wonderfulness…OH FOR FUCK’S  SAKE!!!

Have a nice day…

 

 

 

 

 

“I just ate…”

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News Release

Did I forget to tell you that in honor of Halloween I am not weighing myself for 7 days?

Oh.

Have a nice day…

“I Just…WTF?????”

“Oh look!! They put some white fertilizer in the court yard this morning…”

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Have a nice day…

Day Brightener…

cropped-cropped-img_20191026_2247555703108068617307527417MY DAD WAS NEVER WITHOUT A LIGHTED CIGARETTE DANGLING FROM HIS MOUTH…

BUT HE WASN’T COMPLETELY STUPID…

I’m not standing there because I wanted to observe the fine art of re-fueling an empty gas tank…on some deserted road…God knows where…circa 1950.

His lit cigarette is in my left hand.  Safety first!  Oh.  My.

Have a nice day…

 

Sorry to bother you…but

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This is the blood blister I got this evening when I was not paying attention to where the closing door was in relationship to where my finger was…IT HURT LIKE SOMEONE SHOT MY FINGER OFF!!!…not that I would know that of course…

However the wound pic is not the important one…the band aid pic is.  I put the band aid on my “poor, little ” blister and then 10 minutes ago I took it off…just to look.

That was a mistake.  The band aid was stuck on so good it felt like I was pulling off my skin…but if you look REALLY CLOSE to the right,,,you see white stuff.  THAT is my fingernail polish!!!!  It stripped it right off…clean as a whistle!! Can you beat that?

Well…I had to tell someone.

Have a nice day…