***BULLETIN***
FULL DISCLOSURE…no real bulletin…
STILL 132.2...
However…I feel that in these wretchedly crap times…I must confess to anybody or everybody…that if I wake up one morning in the future….walk out to my kitchen…pull out the scale and weigh myself …which I do RELIGIOUSLY EVERY DAY…
…and discover that I have cracked the 130.0 mark on my scale…I will do one of two things:
ONE…
I will step off the scale, quietly walk over and open the curtains, pour myself a cup of coffee, step back on the scale and weigh myself again because I will absolutely not believe that the scale is telling me the truth…OR
TWO…
Ever so carefully put the scale back in the corner and THEN do a silent although wildly effusive HAPPY DANCE all the way down the hall to my bedroom where I will retrieve and subsequently eat one whole Hershey bar for breakfast.
Gee…I wonder what I will do…
Have a nice day…