“Speaking of obituaries…”

…referencing A PREVIOUS POST…

So I was just sitting on the sofa…being all polite to my husband who was going through movies on Netflix to see if anything caught his eye…

Since I was near, he was sharing his thoughts…hence my politeness.

BYW...the “NUDITY” warning always caught his eye…ALWAYS…

My mind wandered…

I began thinking about my obituary picture…because sitting on my dresser is a really great one where I am sitting on the steps of our deck with my aviator sunglasses on, a cigarette dangling from one hand and I’m all tan since I have been working in the garden for many hours and am happily contemplating ordering Dominos’  sausage, onion and tomato pizza for dinner.  I look very happy and peaceful.  I also look pretty fucking  young…since I was…

Then…I  sadly realized that no one (I know) has THAT kind of money for a picture THAT big .

Plus…it would have to be in color to capture my sweat-enhanced, glowing tan… and so then…slightly discouraged… I thought…I wonder what the first line in my obit  should  be…

“Tina was a really nice person…who was liked by everyone who met her…even though she swore an awful lot.”

THAT should grab their attention…right?

And…NO…I am not thinking about obituaries because I haven’t lost any weight since last week…

Have a nice day…

 

first things first…

OKAY.  FINE.  I had to abandon my new and much loved “truck-driver-type” breakfast and go back to the half banana and coffee bit.  Sigh…

BUT…as I was slowly eating my half banana…I began day-dreaming about all the things I planned to do when I could…when Covid would no longer haunt me.

THEN…I let my mind wander back into my past…remembering so many of the things I had actually done…some of which I probably shouldn’t have…heh…heh…heh…nothing illegal you know…just things… 🙂

AND…not to my my surprise at all, since I am so totally in touch with who I was then and with who I am now…well…once in a while…

I realized…that without a doubt…unequivocally…I was absolutely joyful about everything I had done…most of which of course I can’t share with anyone I happen to now know or be related to…well, obviously.  But…point is…no regrets.  None.

So there was that…

SECONDLY…           I am back to weighing 140#…

LASTLY…                 I looked at my blog from March 17, 2020 and I weighed…130.1#… 😦

I hate you Covid.  

Have a nice day…

 

#142… 😦

Well…I guess I can rack up another failed experiment.*

How is it possible to gain 2 fucking pounds in 4 days and yet impossible to lose 2 fucking  pounds in 4 months….OMG!!!! 

*Science was never my best subject.

Today I will walk…it’s going to be 40 degrees!!!!!!!!   SPRING 🙂

Have a nice day…

“a grand and glorious good morning to all!”

Today…actually this morning…which is about 10:30 a.m. where I live…I am just finishing up my soon-to-be-everyday breakfast!  

Yup…you heard right.  I am no longer starving myself into a semi-unconscious zone until lunch time…or longer…if the fates allowed.  Very bad…I know…but I wasn’t actually hungry so…oh forget all that…it’s not the new me.

THIS IS THE NEW ME!!!!!:  2 green grapes, 1/2 banana, 1 slice white bread, 1 1/2 Tablespoons butter (unsalted), 1/2 ounce smoky (I love anything smoky.) cheddar cheese, 3 Tablespoons of sugar with my coffee and one chocolate chip cookie (homemade).

And THEN…I am going down to the swimming pool and swim 25 laps…

HAH!!!…That’s never happening:)   I even hate to take showers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I think at some point in my life I may have come close to “dying by water”…or as some people say…drowning…but that implies a lack of parental control which would cast aspersions on my beloved now dead mother and that simply would not be the case.

I was a strangely yet lovingly micro-managed child.

Have a nice day…